I feel gross because I can go through a bag of doritos in like two hours.

The one thing I like about essay assignments is that it makes me doodle more. Thumbs up, essays. Actually not really. I still don't like you.

also, I did this one super fast.

MXC is the pinnacle of cable television

I drew this comic strip today instead of doing real work. I came up with the idea when I had to wake up early one time.